June 25, 2003 :: 3:59 a.m.
a gaggle of unrelated goodies
100 Things That Make Me Happy I often look on the dark and unpleasant side of things, so one day I decided that perhaps it would behoove me to try to appreciate all of the good things that life has to offer. I can't say that I've become the captain of Team Optimist, but the list was somewhat thought-provoking and fun to make.
Google Hits There are some really fucked up individuals in the world, and it seems that they've all stumbled across my humble diary at one point or another during their valiant search for Zelda porn or girls being fucked by dogs and/or tentacle monsters. Make of this what you will.
Black Bean Burritos I love these things. I lust after them. I would eat nothing but these burritos for at least three months at a time if given the chance. They're mmm, mmm good, and I suggest you scurry into the kitched and try them out right away. Like now. Immediately. Go! I give you leave to go.
Oatmeal Chocolate Orgasm Cookies Mmmmmm. No words, just drool. Bake, eat, and be very fat and happy.
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