December 04, 2001 :: 11:57 p.m.
severed leg hops to hospital
listening to... Seinfeld.
reading... The Golden Compass, by Philip Pullman.
feeling... Potterific!
I saw Harry Potter again tonight, with Amanda this time. And I got a t-shirt! *squeals* Ahh, I'm becoming so obsessed. I'm a Harry Potter-holic. I must see it again or I will surely die. I can't wait for the next one (and the 5th book!). They better use the same actors, though, or I'll go mad and start nailing HP action figures to the theater doors and leaving threatening notes containing the words "muggle," "wand," and "rarely penetrated orifice." I hate seeing sequels and such where the original actors don't play the parts; it ruins the movie for me, because the new people are never as good as the originals.
I cleaned out my purse today, because it weighed about 45 pounds. You know why it was so heavy? Because I had $37.00 in change in there! *laughs* I rolled it all up and exchanged it for actual paper money, and that's how I payed for everything tonight. Prior to the purse excavation, I had about 50 cents to my name, so it was nice to have a little money. My mom gave me a hundred bucks today; she said it was sort of an early christmas present, because she knows I don't have any money and this way I can at least get Adam something nice for christmas. My parents rock. So I think I'm going to do a little shopping tomorrow. I have to get Carla the new Prince CD, there's a book that Joe wants (and a blender), the Betty Page magnet set for the other Joe, some things for Amanda, and then god knows what for Adam... oy. I'm having the most horrible time trying to figure out what to get him. It's driving me nuts.
*laughs* I got the best tabloid paper today. It's the Weekly World News, and I bought it because the cover stories are hilarious. A sample of the trashy goodness:
"Severed Leg Hops To Hospital!"
"Man Thinks He's A Tree!"
"Cannibal Chef Gets Own TV Cooking Show!"
"Groom Suffocates In Stripper's 72-DD's!"
"Hey Ladies - Control Your Man With Voodoo!"
Ahh, tabloids. My favorite is the one about the severed leg hopping to the hospital. I think I'm going to get more of these and wrap christmas presents in them. That would amuse me.
Edited at 12:13 a.m. I forgot to mention this before, so, though I'm not sure it even merits mentioning, I thought I'd do that now. Amanda and I went to eat at Ruby Tuesday's, and I had the foulest veggie burger ever. It was big and charcoaly and for a moment I thought they made a mistake and gave me a regular burger instead. Then I tasted it and thought to myself, No, this isn't meat. Meat tastes better than this. So don't ever get the veggie burger at Ruby Tuesday's. Trust me on this one.
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