June 02, 2002 :: 10:3 p.m.
I wanna be your amputee
Damn Rita and her Italian Ice straight to hell. Amanda and I went for some custard after watching
Requiem for a Dream - which was disgusting, but good - and I made the mistake of getting a LARGE gelati. Yes, a large. Big. Jumbo. More than I needed or really even wanted. It's just that I haven't had a gelati since... oh, last summer or so, and my eyes told my stomach to back that shit up and suck down a large. Now I'm all queasy and gross. Grrr.
In twelve hours, I'll be at work. Isn't that fun? *thinks* No, not particularly. I'm going to get up around eight or so and pack up some stuff to eat while I'm there, because I've come to the obvious conclusion that eating food that actually comes from that place kills me. For serious. The moment a single rugula or a hunk of the day's sample bagel passes through my lips, I lose all control. It's like the fucking yellow brick road to obesity, only the bricks aren't yellow at all, they're green and beige and stamped with "Bagel Lovers." As such, I am Dorothy, also known as Amanda, and I must not pick the apples, also known as the bagels and things. See how well that worked out? Bottom line, really, is that I need to suck it up and start being good again. I didn't lose a single pound during the entire month of May. Granted, I didn't gain any either, but my goal here is certainly not to maintain.
Blah. My chest hurts like a mofo. I'm going to have a heart attack at 18 and say that Tori voodoo-ed me, only she's not any good at it so my heart malfunctioned before 23.
Adam's supposed to call me when he gets home from his m�nage � deux with Pat, so I'm going to go wait by the phone like a lapdog. Eh, not really. I'm going to go read in bed, which, incidentally, is near the phone. Same difference. G'night.
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