June 10, 2006 :: 10:31 p.m.
Watch me stick this angry python down my pants!
Do you know what I like? The Pet Psychic. Adam and I watched it tonight. He thinks she's just a weird old lady - imagine! If I didn't love the boy so much I'd have to kick him. But I do luff him, so all is forgiven. I want her (the Pet Psychic lady) to come talk to Gizmo and tell me why she's such a freak. I mean, come on. It's not normal for a cat to be afraid of a feather on a stick or the sound of a treat skittering across the kitchen floor. She's all schizo and shit. It's weird.
I'm watching George Carlin (sp?) do some comedy special on HBO. He's so vulgar and amusing. Ah. I fully appreciate anyone who can joke about terrorism and airport security. And customer service. And organized religion. He's quite ornery and I admire that. You know, because I'm like that. I hate everyone. Well, most people. People suck. Note to people: Go away or I'll throw hot coals at you.
AW! I saw the cutest little Asian girl ever tonight. She was tiny and had bangs and an adorable light pink dress and weeeeee! I wanted to scoop her up and take her home with me. Her brother and her mom were cute, too, but you just can't compare to the little Asian girl. Ah. I want one. I will have one someday. I will I will I will. If I ever get to go to Japan, my lord, I'll never stop squealing and oohing and aahing and wanting to steal the little children.
On that note... I have to get to sleep. We're leaving around 8:30 or 9 for Bushkill Falls. Fun times, yo.
(Again, no spell-check, so forgive the errors. Grr. This is annoying.)
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