June 20, 2002 :: 11:45 p.m.
what do you mean you lost the instructions?
So the most recent search engine hit is "how to do anal on a girl." I'm seriously trying to understand why someone would need to ask this question. I've never personally engaged in such activities, but I do know that it's not all that complicated. Condom, lube, insert. I mean... there are no appliances that need to be dealt with. No switches or levers that need to be pulled. So what is there to learn? Yeesh. And why do these people end up at my page when they search for all things anal-related? Ah!
Anyway, moving on... Adam came to visit me at work this afternoon, which was nice. Made my day quite a bit brighter. Joe and I hung out after work. We went to the park and then back to his house for a while. Danny's older brother Andy was there; he's a cool guy. He's got this crazy red hair. We all just sat in the living room and talked about old people and amusement parks and stuff. I took Madeline outside and made her a clover necklace. It was cute. Then I stopped to see Adam for a bit before I went home. I left here around 11:00, because I am so ungodly tired. It's not funny. It's unnatural.
Well, I suppose it's actually quite natural considering that I got about 4 1/2 hours of sleep, but it's just not normal for me to be so tired this early. Blargh.
So I'm going to go to bed now. First I'm going to eat an english muffin, though, because I'm hungry. Cheers.
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