July 02, 2002 :: 3:48 p.m.
all foliage smells like hot lettuce today
Home again, home again - but not for long. I'm going back to Adam's in a bit to walk and feed Sam (the dog), and I suppose I'll either hang out there until he gets home or see if Joe wants to watch some Buffy. Better yet, I could ask Mason to let me borrow his DVD player and then see if Adam will watch Buffy with me. Heh. I'm on this evil crusade to bring him to the "dark side," a.k.a. make him experience the joy that is my Buffy obsession. I will succeed, I tell you! I will!
Egh. Work was way too early this morning, but now it's over, so all is well. I'm all gross and sweaty and will be taking a very potent shower as soon as I finish this. It's 97 degrees out, with a heat index of 116 degrees. Can you believe it? And does it seem wrong to anyone else that I was walking through Harrisburg today in this heat wearing pants and long-sleeved shirt? I mean, the shirt was my fault, but lord. Can't the weather have some sympathy?
There were some interesting Google hits to be had when I checked my stats a minute ago. So let's have them, shall we?
girl eat shit
amputee girl
amputee lovers
how to eat a girl out
girl amputee
amputee wanna be
Someone out there is way too perversely interested in amputees of the female variety. And they're obviously coming to my diary too see if I've got any hot amputee action, so I'd just like to take a moment to say that I'm sorry, but all of our girls have their four original limbs intact. But hello, anyway, and I hope you find that amputee pot o' gold out there somewhere.
I'm hungry and thirsty and in dire need of a shower. So I'm going to go remedy that while you sit and contemplate the how and why of amputee love. I'll give you a hint: sit and spin.
(A big cookie for anyone who has any idea what I'm talking about. C'mon, use your imagination.)
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