August 11, 2002 :: 10:54 p.m.
I bet Obi-Wan had an impressive ball gag collection
It's nearing 11 p.m. and I sadly have to get myself to bed soon. Very soon. Much sooner than would please me. Argh. I'm very much looking forward to not having a job again. Well, not working at the job I have, anyway. Money is all fine and dandy, but seriously, I just need to either have a job that I absolutely love or win the fucking lottery, because this "working a job that makes dismemberment by the gnashing teeth of rabies-infested possums seem like a fun afternoon because I need money to support my book habit and pay for gas" thing sucks ass.
I may not be incredibly gung-ho about starting school, but I'd be lying if I said that I'll miss the way things currently are. I mean, things aren't bad, and some things are actually very nice, but just going to work and coming home and being bored out of my skull and sleeping and then going to work again is less than my ideal way to live. You know? Yeah. You know.
My uncle finally left after what seems like 6 1/2 years. He spent the majority of his time here on the internet, at some dating service. Excuse me while I go into the next room and add to my growing Pile o' Bile. I pity the poor soul/souls who answer his "ad." May the Force be with them, though perhaps if they're interested in getting involved with a charmless, uneducated ex-con who gives off really scary vibes then they deserve whatever horrible displeasure they happen to find. Creepalicious.
Eh, why must it be so "late?" I have to shuffle myself off to sleep, unfortunately, because I have to get up in 5 1/2 hours. Can you hear that crackling? The fizzing in the air? Because that's what happens when I don't want to go to work; I stick my toe into the electrical outlet from hell behind my desk and feel the burn. Crispy.
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