October 28, 2002 :: 10:16 a.m.
a healthy dose of morning malice
Bleh. I'm being a bad little college student and working on a new diary layout when I should be reading two chapters of The Second Most Boring Book Ever Written (tm) for the Digicom test that I have in 44 minutes. The layout is coming along nicely, though. It should be up by tonight - tomorrow at the very latest.
Adam is, as I write this, at the far-flung ELCO High School, doing his observation thing. Aww, he was all cute and dressed up this morning. Heh. He's nervous, but I'm sure he'll do fine. Personally, I don't get the teacher thing. I never figured Adam for the teacher type. But you know, whatever he wants to do. All I know is that I got to eat breakfast with a cute boy in a tie.
After Digicom I have to do my math homework... please hold me back or I may run headlong into the front of a speeding 18-wheeler to escape the eternal torment that is Statistics. And then I have to work papers, papers, and more papers. English and Anthro, to be specific. I should look over the stuff I missed in French on Wednesday at some point, also. God. Mondays suck. And blow. Mondays are cruel and unusual punishment and they should really be abolished, I think.
I would be the best OverLord. Well, I think so. No one else really would because they'd all be dead. I can't say I'd go down in history as the most humanitarian leader ever, but hey. The animals would like me, and I could be satisfied with that. There would be a special treat in store for people who are mean to animals. It's called "Horrendously Painful Death by Flaying and the Insertion of Hot Metal into Freshly Peeled Flesh." Because people who are mean to animals can't really be called human, in my eyes. But I could be biased, what with the liking animals way more than people thing.
Anyway. I should stop being evil and get in a few minutes of frantic yet half-hearted studying. I'll write later.
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