January 04, 2005 :: 6:17 p.m.
tasty nazi documentaries
I just watched this thing on the History Channel about Nazi America, and may I just say... cree-pay.
"White people are the true ancient Israelites. Jews are the children of Satan." Um, yeah. Okay. We definitely look like we're from Israel, what with the pasty skin and blonde hair and everything. Also, all the Aryan Nation people were either hairy rednecks, the wives and children of hairy rednecks, or thick-necked frat boys, none of which, may I be so bold as to presume, would be god's first-string People. Gah.
Scary. I broke it up by occasionally switching over to Animal Planet, where Jeff Corwin was trying to catch a black caymen. Less creepy, and also fairly entertaining since Jeff Corwin is the only one of those guys I can stand. Steve Irwin is fucking nuts and, I think, just wants to die on national television. The other Australian guy, the snake one, just bugs me. He's like Croc Hunter v2.0, as if we needed another one.
Anyway. I just got totally distracted for, like, an hour and a half and forgot I was even writing this. Damn you, Interweb! Damn you and your irresistable, seductive ways!
Ahem. Now I'm hungry. Ignoring the little white box takes a lot of energy, you know. So away to kitchen I go, to whip up something tasty and good for me. 'Cause that's really the best kind of tasty. The kind with less greasy, guilty badness for stewing over afterward.
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