January 12, 2002 :: 4:14 p.m.
meet Ebony Oglesby
I got some stuff in the mail from Allegheny College today, and I'm kind of confused. The envelope is addressed to me, but the letter inside is addressed to someone named Ebony Oglesby in Coatesville, PA. My name is not Ebony Oglesby, and I do not live in Coatesville. Hmm. Oh well. I got my big book about the school, so I'm content. I just can't believe there's actually someone out there named Ebony Oglesby. I couldn't have made that name up if I tried.
I was playing Zelda, but Jabu-Jabu's belly is pissing me off. I can't kill the stupid parasitic tentacle. Maybe I'm just inept and don't know how to operate the boomerang correctly. Or maybe I'm doing everything perfectly and the stupid game is just a crack whore. Not likely, but I can pretend.
In other news, I think there is a vicious, spiny animal - perhaps an angry porcupine - trying to burrow its way out of my uterus. Death by toothpick would be less agonizing.
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