January 29, 2003 :: 10:28 p.m.
Who's going insane? That'd be me.
Okay - what the fuck??? Emily isn't here. Goth Boy is. He's sitting at her computer, doing things that make annoying noises. And she's not here. She wasn't here when I came back about half an hour ago, and she isn't here now. Her towels are here, so she isn't taking a shower. Color me fucking confused, people, because I have NO IDEA what's going on right now. The temptation to be like, "yo, bitch, why are you still here if your fuck buddy isn't?" is getting stronger with each passing moment, but for now I will resist. I'm just very lost. Very, very lost.
And mightily fucking pissed off, also. So I can't even get the damn room to myself for the 15 seconds that Emily isn't here? That's just wrong. That's called being brutally shafted with something splintery. And if it continues, I think I may have to turn into a Medusa-esque creature with snakes for hair and razor fangs and shit. Only way more irritated and immune to all reason. Police? Jail? What are these things you speak of? I just want to rip this guy's face off with my bare hands, man, it's not like I'm suggesting we kick puppies or anything. Yeesh.
Yeah, okay, English paper. I want to finish this thing so I can get on with my life.
Oh, hey. She's back. Finally. Apparently she went to some kind of meeting.
Dear Emily,
If you're not here, please tell your boy toy to vacate the premises until you return. You piss me off enough on your own - you don't need a stinky, black-clad Mansonette to help the cause along. And seriously, if you keep this shit up I'm going to have Adam perform emergency computer surgery and remove vital parts or pour some Visine into your coke or something. Capishe?
Thanks,
Your Roommate
I have no idea how to spell that word. Capishe. I can�t find it in a dictionary. Alas.
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