April 14, 2002 :: 12:49 a.m.
lemon bowls = orgasm
Someone hit this site through a Google search for "borders employees," which makes me quite bitter because I am not one. But I got to spend the evening with Adam AND buy things, so all is well. Except the unemployed thing. And the tax thing. But otherwise, you know.
I picked Adam up at Target at 4 this afternoon, and walked out with lots and lots of dishware. I went in a bit early to buy a few lemon plates and bowls, but when I got there I almost cried - there was only one lemon plate left! Someone had committed the most heinous crime in the book, and I was not happy. I bought a lemon plate, bowl, and cup, and also a set of cherry ones. Not really my thing, but still cute. As it turns out, though, Adam was the one who bought the other lemon plates. He got me two of each (bowl, cup, plate) and two lemon placemats. Now I've got more fruity dishes than I know what to do with. *grin* I've got the best boy. I really do. So I think I'll pass the cherry set along to Amanda, because she's the cherry girl and would probably enjoy them.
We went to Borders, where I proceeded to spend way too much money. I got I Bificus (Bif Naked), The Vegetarian 5-Ingredient Gourmet, and Flyboy Action Figure Comes With Gasmask by Jim Munroe. Adam spotted it, and honestly, how could I resist a book with a title like that? Come on. I couldn't. I guess I really didn't spend too much money, seeing as how I only bought 3 things, but I'm loath to part with any large amount of money. It's not because I'm cheap. I just don't know when I'll see another hunk of money like that, so I'm quite hesitant to let it go. But I needed something to read, and I wanted the cookbook and the CD, so I got them. Huzzah. The CD is good. The cookbook is fun. I haven't started the book yet, as I'm still chugging through the last bit of House of Leaves, but soon, my pretties. And I'll write incessantly about it, I'm sure.
We got dinner at Rascal's, stopped at Wal-Mart so I could get a few more pairs of The Best Underwear Ever (tm), and then came back to my house to hang out for a while. I got a yellow pair and a pink pair. I wanted the blue ones with an unhealthy ferocity, but alas, they didn't have them in my size. Underwear size, that is, which is unlike any other size. I wish I wore my underwear size in pants, man. I'd be a 7 or an 8 instead of a 12, and that would be more grand and wondrous than you could ever imagine. Anyway. I also picked up some lovely studded condoms at good old Wal-Mart. They're orange and my new favorite thing. Hehehe. Yeah. I got some tonight. I'm happy happy and things.
*yawn* So to conclude this titillating tale, I'm going to bed. I'm going over to Adam's around 10:30 or so to hang out for a bit before he has to go to work. I think I might stop at the mall on the way home and see if I can find a ring for my nose. This stud has to go. It's small and cute and I really do like it, but it hurts like an angry mofo to take out. It makes me bleed and it's very hard to get back in. Besides, I want to see how a ring would look. Possibly goofy. If I'm lucky, not goofy. We shall see.
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