April 23, 2002 :: 12:40 p.m.
invasion of the ill-tempered females
Grrr. Why did I have to get up so early? I've been awake for hours and I have absolutely nothing to do. I can't leave until 1:30-ish, so I have to somehow occupy myself for an hour... egads. I'm going to go nuts. The only consolation is that Mason isn't here, thus I can amuse myself by checking my email every 15 seconds and updating my online diary way too often.
I believe it is all to apparent that I lack what is commonly referred as "a life."
I've been reading the entire archive of Girls-Suck to keep myself busy. It's a fun time, I guess. Lots of evidence that girls do, in fact, suck. I know that I suck, and I am a member of the female species, so there's your proof. We're weird and moody and have way too many emotional issues. At least, I do. I don't know about the rest of you but I can hardly believe I'm the only one. I mean, I'm fucked up, but I'm not that fucked up. I don't come from Planet MoodSwing or something. Not that I'm aware, anyway. I suppose it's possible that my mother was impregnated by an alien, but not entirely likely.
I still have half an hour. There was a big red button around here somewhere that said "Fast Forward >>" but I seem to have misplaced it. Damn you, elusive crimson devil! Where have you gone? *sigh* Sucks to be me.
back & forth
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when everything is bad - March 16, 2005
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