April 25, 2002 :: 1:02 a.m.
this is spinal tap
I am a happy ducky. Quack quack quack. I would be happier if my boy were here to snuggle in bed with me, but at the moment that's not exactly possible. *pouts* One day I'll just kidnap him, I swear.
Dear Adam's Mom and Dad:
I have your son. He is safe and being very well cared for. I will return him when I see fit and not a damn moment sooner, so call off your dogs.
Yours truly,
The Evil Girlfriend
Nah. His parents like me. At least, his dad does. I think his mom does, but as we all know, I have some issues with Adam's mother so it really matters not.
I will be going to bed soon, but first I must mention a few extraordinary things. I saw my cat (Tango) climb out of a tree backwards tonight. Mason is actually reading a book of his own volition - and enjoying it, too! My appetite hasn't really returned, but I had some cake earlier just for the sake of eating some cake. Not a lot of cake; the correct serving size, actually. I'm still feeling a bit sick because of it. I think I may actually break down and get the meningitis vaccine, despite the fact that it's not required. Why? Well, I was reading about it this afternoon and I learned that if you think you have it, they have to do a spinal tap in order to find out. *shudder* I'd rather get stuck with a needle once than face the possibility, no matter how remote, of a scary procedure like a spinal tap. So sometime in the coming months I might have Adam come with me for moral and physically support and just get it done. Grumble grumble.
Okay, so some of that wasn't extraordinary. Feel free to sue me for false advertising and take the $25 that I have to my name. Meow.
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