April 26, 2003 :: 10:46 p.m.
for the love of cake and pom-poms...
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING POM-POM.
And do it NOW, please.
The kitty hat is all but finished, but now it's going to be a pom-pom hat instead. Because I'm dumb and can't figure out how to pick up stitches on the body of the hat to make the ears, so I'm going to stick a pom-pom on top and call it a day. Or I was, anyway. Now I have a semi-finished hat and no fucking pom-poms. It's very incredibly annoying and I am not having any fun.
But I did get to see my brother Jobe's Newfoundland, though, so today wasn't a total loss. Scooby (the Newfoundland) is the coolest dog EVER. He's huge and sweet and loveable, and best of all... he's not done growing. He's only eight months old, so he's still got about 50 pounds to put on. He looks like my dog, only massive. I want him. I will have one, someday. Oh yes.
Also, one of my nieces is the cutest thing on the planet. Her name is Abigail and I want to steal her away, at least for a little while. And this is coming from a nasty bitch who really doesn't like kids, so you know there's truly something special going on here.
Yeah, it's been a day. Still feeling sort of like poo, but I'm getting better. Slowly. One of these days I'll get around to writing a real entry, something with actual substance. For now you get agitated ranting about knit hats and blurbs about cute animals and kids. I'm hoping my brain cells return when I leave LVC.
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