July 16, 2002 :: 9:09 a.m.
three cheers for the big octopus
Ah, the morning of my birthday. I got the traditional call from grandma a few minutes ago. She likes to sing "Happy Birthday" and tell me that I'm her favorite granddaughter, to which I respond that I'm her only granddaughter. And so on and so forth. I'm up early because of my appointment, of course. I've showered and had breakfast (cereal w/soy milk and a glass of orange juice, in case you were wondering), so I've got 15 minutes to waste. Then I have to leave. The joy is overwhelming. I may wet myself, even.
Anyway. I have no idea what's going on today. Nothing, really, I guess. The only definite things are the doctor and dinner with the family tonight. In between, I'm all lost and forlorn like an abandoned sheep. Ooh, I can spray paint my face plate things. That'll occupy a few minutes. Then I can... sit and watch the paint dry. Will the excitement never cease? It's enough to boggle the mind.
Hmm. I must go get dressed and make myself look something like an actual human female. I'll write later.
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