October 16, 2003 :: 1:10 a.m.
it appears that hell has finally frozen over...
Ahem. Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to make an announcement.
I, the humble proprietor of this here online diary, have finally joined the ranks of the gainfully employed. In other words, I HAVE A JOB!
Did you get that? Because hey, big news. And it's about fucking time, too. Starting Friday morning, I will be an employee at Joann Fabrics. It's seasonal work with fairly shitty pay ($6.50/hr), but it's better than nothing and I'll actually use the discount. And isn't that what retail is all about - milking the discount for all it's worth?
And that, my friends, is just about all I have to report at this time. I need to buy a white polo shirt tomorrow, and also finish homework for Creative Writing. And then I need to go to bed insanely early, as I will be getting out of bed at 6 A.M. on Friday morning.
I know I did it to myself, but seriously, is there no god? That is just... too early.
Wish me luck.
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