February 16, 2003 :: 5:16 p.m.
dig it up and throw it at me
I came to realize this morning that the vast majority of my recent entries have focused on my disgusting hell-slut of a roommate. And while this issue is constantly relevant for me because I have to live with her, I know that you do not, you fortunate bastards, and as such you may get quite bored with all the endless roommate ranting. So here are some random things that have passed through my head in the past few days. Because monotony is the devil.
Cheesecake is a misnomer. It's much more like a pie. I mean, it has a crust.
They say that you can only drink your own urine twice before it becomes toxic. Is that two times in a row or two times ever, throughout your entire life? If it's the latter, that sucks. Because if I were tricked into drinking a big glass of pee as a child and then I got stranded on a desert island as an adult and had to drink my own urine to survive, I'd be nine kinds of screwed.
It would really hurt to get hit by a train. There are many methods of committing suicide that are much less painful while being just as effective, so why would you choose that one?
What's the difference between jelly, jam, preserves, and marmalade?
Why do cats hate water? And dogs? I know that not all of them do, but you must admit that disliking both water and canines is a species trait.
If I could be an animal for a week, I'd want to be a ring-tailed lemur. I could just from tree to tree and be all tail-having and cute.
Hmm, okay, well... there are more, but I have to get ready to go to dinner now. It's snowing like a mofo - has been all day - so I don't think we're going to have classes tomorrow. Super score. There's upwards of 7 or 8 inches on the ground as of right now, and they're calling for a total of 20 to 27 inches by tomorrow night. As long as it gets me out of my Visual Arts test and the snooze-fest that is Global Pop, I'm good with the snow.
Ciao.
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