March 20, 2004 :: 2:35 a.m.
the somewhat belated friday five
The
Friday Five. A little late, yes. But I feel more like answering questions than actually thinking of stuff to talk about, so... you know.
If you...
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Vegetarian! Cruelty-free and delicious all the way, baby.
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Books, most likely. Or new age doodads. Joe and I used to joke about running a metaphysical shop and being mean to the customers in new age code. Like, "I'm sorry, sir, but we find your aura offensive," or "I'm going to have to ask you to leave, Ma'am - the other customers are complaining about the very... pungent vibes coming from just above your throat chakra." I don't think I'd really want to sell metaphysical junk, though. Too many hippies. I could totally own a health food store, though. Although that one's a hippy magnet as well. Dammit! I need to find me a Hippy Free Zone.
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
An introspective comedy of sorts. I don't think that's an actual genre, but hey. I could never write a book, though. I can't focus long enough.
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
Basic Human Intelligence 101? Remedial English for Native Speakers? How to Not Suck? The thought of me running a school is just... too horrible.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Taking into account my embarrassing lack of musical talent? The really bad kind.
back & forth
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